My family is so hilariously dysfunctional.
I have a cousin who has been in jail for almost two weeks. Her mother doesn’t give the FIRST fuck. My other aunt calls asking if I can help her post bail. I inform her that I give even less of a fuck than her mother does. The imprisoned cousin’s brother calls my mother asking if she’s willing to post a property bond on one of her houses……. STILL NO FUCKS TO BE FOUND....